The Stupid TestRead over these questions, if anythinghere has happened to you...put an X for each that is true.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouthwhen you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouthwhen you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screendoor.
[x] You have jumped out of a movingvehicle.
[x] You have thought of somethingfunny and laughed, then people gaveyou weird looks.
[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[] You know that it IS possible tolick your elbow.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabetand Twinkle Twinkle Little Star havethe same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelaceand fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit .
[x] You have seen the Matrix and stilldon't get it.
[ ] You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw,but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class andstarted to talk/drool, or snore
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ]You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[ ] You use your fingers to do simplemath.
[x] You have eaten a bug.[sleeping counted?]
[x] You are taking thistest when youshould be doing something moreimportant.
[x] You have put your clothes onbackwards or inside out, and didn'trealize it.
[x] You've looked all over forsomething and realized it was in yourhand.
[ ] you ran around naked in your house.
[ ]You repost bulletins because youare scared that what they say willhappen to you if you don't.[ ]You break a lot of things.
[x]You tilt you're head when you're confused.
[x]You have fallen out of your chairbefore.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you tryto find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[ ] The word "ummmmm" is used manytimes a day.
Score is: 20 that number and multiply itby 3
=60% stupid. lol...